“Ivor, we need an attraction. Something to bring them back. A house band.  Or strippers. Something. 

“Or a video room…”

“…or a tie-in with one of the cruise boats. At check-in they’d get a discount coupon for the glass-bottom boat. 

"You think that boat is stupid, but tourists love that sort of thing. Ordinary people, not like you, but regular guys. 

"Like me. "

“Ivor, pay me some attention.”

Copyright 2000 Jared Mitchell