want my money!”
know, I think Dezzy is kind of in love with me. Not you. He wouldn’t be
in love with your type. Dezzy likes me because I’m the professional type.
He does little things all the time to find favour, like that…that cake
he brought last Christmas, with the nativity scene in icing sugar on the
top. He spent all night decorating it, and it melted in the sun by the
pool. Remember? Joseph’s head fell off and stuck to the side of the cow.
I almost wept laughing.
meet his cousin? She came around once when Dezzy was finishing up the guest
rooms. Big fat thing. I think her name was Celebration. Can you imagine?
What kind of parents would name a child ‘Celebration?’
have a few things to go over with you.”
2000 Jared Mitchell